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Zitat
Original von bo-Frank
Bundestagswahl entschiedenWenn das so käme würde ich sofort meinen Betrieb dicht machen^^
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Die Wahl ist zwar jetzt vorbei aber hier ist der Beste Wahlwerbespot
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Wieder was neues von Simon's Cat
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Ja , der Hr.Waite...
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Zitat
Original von bo-Frank
Köln vs Ingolstadt PrügeleiJa , der Hr.Waite...
Mal davon abgesehen, dass das Video schon sehr alt ist: Waite war nicht der Auslöser für die Schlägerei.
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muss mich auch hier mal einbringen, bitte feedback obs wirklich lustig is:
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Brief eines Bayern an die NASA:
Greet God!
I write you, because you must help me. I have seen your space shuttle in the
television.
In colour. And so cam me the idea to make holidays in the worldroom.
Without my crazy wife.I am the Kraxlhuber. The King of Bavaria was my clock-clock-grandfather.
I stand on a very bad foot with my wife. Always she shouts with me.
She has a shrill voice like a circle saw. She lets no good hair at me. She
says
I am a Schlapp - tail. She wants that I become Buergermaster. But I want not
to be
Buergermaster. I have nothing at the hat with the political shit. I want my
Ruah.
And so I want make holidays on then moon. Without my bad half. But I take my
dog with me. He is a boxer. His name is Wurstl.
So I want book a flight in your next Space Shuttle. But please give me not a
window place.
I would kotz you the rocket full, because I am not swindle free. And no
standing-place please.
And please do not tell my wife that I want go alone. She has a big Schrot-Gun.
She would
make a sieve from my ass.
I need much comfort. A nice double room with bath and kloo and heating. And
windows with look to the earth. So I can look through my far-glasses and see
my wife working on the
potatoe field. And I and my dog louhg us a branch (haehaehae). We will kringel
ourself loughing
(hoehoehoe) !Is was loose on the moon? I need worm weather and I hope the sun shines every
day.
This is very good fuer my frost-boils. I need not much. A good bread time, a
good Haxn
and a Mass beer.
Have they chew-tobacco on the moon? If not, I bring it with. Is in the rocket
place for my
drive wheel?
Tell the man of the moon that I come. I hope he has no wife. We can make
outflights
with my drive wheel. We can make crater-wandering. I bring him the Bavarian
national hymn
bei. We can make tobacco chewing. We can drink a lot of hopblossom-tea. I hope
he is no
Preiss !!! We can spuck around the bed. We can make finger-hooking. I bring
the Bavarian flag
with and we can dance shoeplattler around it.
Have they flies on the moon? If yes, I bring my weather-frog with. De will get
fat like a otter.
I want make 5 weeks holidays. When you have a new rocket after 5 weeks, I wait
for the next
rainbow and drive with my Radl.
Please make a good price - under good friends. I cannot pay so peppered
prices, because my
pocket money is not so much; send your answer to my neighbour Wastl
Hintermoser. I have the
honour.Your Alois Kraxlhuber
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Zitat
Original von Sash001
HAHAHAhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USMQq5crkaY&feature=player_embedded#
Das darf net warh sein, oder?
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Ohweh, da ist jemand aber tief eingedrungen....
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Einfach nur der Hammer
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